Download Blow Up Traffic™ on the App Store
Mount Blow Up Traffic™ to your windshield. Need a mount?
Yell "Fire" or "F#@!" to unleash a satisfying fiery inferno!
Next-generation RAGE (Responsive Asshole Gesture Engine) algorithms detect when the sound pressure level inside the cabin of your vehicle peaks and responds immediately with one of three Augmented Reality road-clearing weapons. No need to touch the app and crash your car, simply blow your cool to Blow Up Traffic!
These explosions were filmed in my garage and they took a lot of cans of hair spray which was extremely dangerous. They are so realistic that three and a half phones melted during testing. These explosions are really loud too! BOOOOOOM!!!
405 traffic going to Bellevue... Can I blow all these cars up lol— kevin lu (@kevinlu220) July 18, 2013
Wtf is up with traffic on the 210? I don't ducking get it I'm gonna blow all these bitches up. #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat— Cori (@coriiiiii) July 16, 2013
Traffic makes me want to make me blow up every car that's in my way.— D☯minikeTambazidis ❤ (@Zeedis_niki) July 14, 2013
This traffic make you wanna get out your car attach c4 to someone's shit and blow their vehicle da fuck up!!! >:( #movebitchgetoutdaway— Maxmilliano (@Maximilliano86) July 15, 2013
If traffic were a person I would blow it up then I would take the remains and blow those up too.— Shabam Moran (@NotShannonMoran) July 15, 2013
Hi, I'm Matt Reed and traffic is always ruining a perfectly good day. Since obviously nothing is being done about traffic I decided to do something about it myself. I've always thought blowing up all the cars in front of me would be a great way to make me feel better, so I did that. I invented an app that blows up traffic and now I feel better.
Well, the reality is you can't blow up cars but in the land of non-reality, aka your phone, you can blow everything up without any negative consequences. What better way to cure road rage than to let people blow up traffic? That's why I made the app because I knew everyone would want to do it. And they do.
Now go out there and play in traffic!
President of Blow Up Traffic™ Worldwide
"This app will probably change driving as we know it."Me
"A white Corolla cut me off this morning, so I blew the m$@!#%^$#@! up!"My Wife
"This cured my road rage forever. True fact."My Dad
"Brake Checkers Beware!!!"My Mom